Get Mutated

A woman walked up tp a little man rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help notice how happy you look,"she said."What's your secret for a long and happy life?"
"I smoke three pack of cigarettes a day,"he said."I also drink a case of whiskey a week,eat fatty foods and never exercise."
"That's amazing,"the woman said."How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."

Source: Sep'07s Reader's Digest.